http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/ Precinct13 Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:05:01 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2007. Entertainment Humor http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/12.html Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:02:31 GMT STOLEN APPLE: Blog Drive resident, 7oneders, reported a stolen apple several weeks ago. Our department workload has slowed down progress on our investigations, but rest assured we have followed up on this report. Our crime scene investigators could not determine if the lost apple was a computer or a edible apple or a little of both. Our resident Case Profiler, Sprite, has determined that the lost object could have been stolen by a Thief, perhaps a professional or a rank amateur. Other investigators concur. Another Case solved, thanks to the dedication of Precinct 13... (more) http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=12 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/11.html Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:45:46 GMT Sure and there's something mighty strange about all these famous works of art. Art Van Gogh, the real genius behind his big cousin, Vinnie, was a very famous painter and suddenly his very expensive paintings appear on the blogs of people who could never afford them. Something mighty suspicious about these goings-on, to be sure. How does the chief have enough money to purchase a genuine 3d Art Van Gogh? http://daveman.blogdrive.com/archive/329.html And while Beej may be blisteringly intelligent, is she, in fact, so succesful that she can afford a whole GALLERY of Van Goghs? Hmm...Sure... (more) http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=11 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/10.html Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:39:14 GMT STOLEN WEB TRAFFIC A Blog Drive citizen, AncoraImparo reported stolen web traffic on April 6, 2007.., or perhaps 2001.., the records were misplaced. We put in long man hours on this investigation with the very best minds at work and as a result, have come to the following conclusion; Indeed, someone stole her web traffic. We urge the public to keep an eye out for anyone with more than their fair share of web traffic. Our profiler suggests the perpetrator wears sunshades, has a huge ego.., whoops! Misprint. We meant.., has a large EGGO. Please report suspicious persons at once. We... (more) http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=10 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/9.html Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:26:23 GMT We have a repreve.., repeating.., we have a reprieve. We are not sure what that means just yet, but we shall see. No, really. We don't know what the word reprieve means, we seldom use it enough in our system ..., well..., you know. The first one who who tries to explain the word gets thrown in the slammer. Dont not ebben go there. http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=9 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/8.html Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:39:51 GMT Unless there is a massive outpouring of at least 5 people - The Blog Police "Precinct 13" will meet the fate of the wrecking ball. In other words - deleted into blog oblivion. I really don't have time for this - so if its to be salvaged, I may need a volunteer officer or two to create updated reports (as illustrated in past entries). Any hopefuls would have to understand that there can be NO PROFANITY or objectionable material used. Thats a no-no. Thats all I gotta said about that. Salute! http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=8 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:56:14 GMT CHIEF DAVEMAN LOCATED! Daveman was found passed out behind his own blog in a back alley. Da Big Cheese, looked for evidence of alcoholic beverages and only found an open container of milk with his picture on the back. Investigators believe that Daveman has a weak constitution for milk and.., for lack of a better word.., it made him tipsy. The search has been called off, and a global recall on milk cartons bearing Daveman's likeness have been recalled as a precautionary measure. ASSAULT ON BLOG-DRIVE CITIZEN Units responded to a call and filed assault charges on one, Scott. ... (more) http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=7 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:06:01 GMT Faith and it's been a long time since anyone has seen the chief. To be sure, the last known record of him is the 24th of February. Have the aliens come back to take him home? What would they want with him? Perhaps Dr. Zachary Smith caused his ship to go off-course? Maybe them blog mafia guys have done something to him? Anyway, we are starting a milk jug campaign to be sure. http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=6 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:48:07 GMT Faith and it looks like we're going to have to search for the Daveman again. His disappearance is very strangely coincidental to his losing his foot. Well, now, sure and we don't know he's lost his foot, after all, we've lost the whole blasted Daveman, we have. Sure and there'll be more updates as the need warrants. http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=5 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html Sat, 11 Feb 2006 17:58:54 GMT Faith and ‘tis Officer O’Cheese talkin’ to ya today. I resent the idea that some people have purported that this office is, in any way, connected with some sort of blog mafia. ‘Tis a bunch of blarney is all, to be shore. Just because our dear, sweet, almost sainted chief of police may have a lot of friends that are well-connected doesn’t make him or that sweet-son-of-a-guido of his, a criminal. But I must be askin’ meself, where did that boy get that sausage? http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=4 http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html Fri, 03 Feb 2006 13:41:03 GMT STOLEN BLOG TEMPLATES One Blog Drive resident, Seige, reported the theft of a top secret Blog Template he had been working on for an un-named party. Witnesses were interviewed and an arrest was made. Our investigators determined Seige stole it to collect on the insurance. His client would have paid $1,520 but he opted to try to collect the insurance valued at $15.20. When asked why he did this, Seige answered, "It seemed like a good thing to do at the time. Of course you gotta remember I had just downed a couple vicodin at the time..." MADONNA BRA FECES MIRACLE INVESTIGATED Thousands... (more) http://blogpolice.blogdrive.com/comments?id=3