CHIEF DAVEMAN LOCATED!
Daveman was found passed out behind his own blog in a back alley. Da Big Cheese, looked for evidence of alcoholic beverages and only found an open container of milk with his picture on the back. Investigators believe that Daveman has a weak constitution for milk and.., for lack of a better word.., it made him tipsy. The search has been called off, and a global recall on milk cartons bearing Daveman's likeness have been recalled as a precautionary measure.
ASSAULT ON BLOG-DRIVE CITIZEN
Units responded to a call and filed assault charges on one,
Scott. Apparently he assaulted himself when failing to clear a short wall he was leaping. Surgery was required to fix a broken collar bone, but the extra scars and stitches were unexplained by the surgeons. The good news is, Scott now has offers to do remakes of all the popular old Frankenstein movies.
MISSING BLOG-DRIVE CITIZEN
Jerry David Wiseman, has gone missing with no signs of anything anywhere. His entire residency just went "POOF!" as one eye witness said. Another elderly man suggested aliens from the Crab Nebulae kidnapped him. Our head investigator,
Da Big Cheese, drew this conclusion. "I know nuh-uh-uh-thing! Hogan! I know, nothing!" Anyone knowing the whereabouts of this Blog-Drive citizen should use the Contact option at the bottom left sidebar and let Chief Daveman know something
